Baldur's Gate 3: All Laff Riot Constent Joke Answers for the Elfsong Tavern in BG3

Baldur’s Gate 3: How to Win the Laff Riot Contest in BG3

Harvard Willoughby wears a cowboy hat and a monocle. Naturally, the man’s a comedian. He holds a contest called the Laff Riot with any volunteer willing to participate. Though his jokes are not that bad, he gets a kick out of making other contestants feel bad about their jokes.

Generally speaking, to win the Laff Riot Contest, avoid religious or politically heavy jokes. Here’s a complete rundown of every joke that will get a laugh from the crowd:

Willoughby’s Speech	Joke
Your turn, Smart Stuff. Knock ’em dead! … But not literally, got me?	Willoughby the comedian, folks! Were his jokes good, or did he just smell funny?
Agh! Got me with an ancient jest that’s older than I am.	I tried sleeping with a dragonborn the other night, but it didn’t work – he had a reptile dysfunction.
Win or lose, I’m stealing that one.	Our cleric tried to cast Healing Word on a ham, but it was already cured.

After a round of hilarious jokes, the crowd will cheer and applaud. On the other hand, Harvard Willoughby will ask that you leave before he gets fired.

Unfortunately, I couldn’t find anyone around willing to hire me as a full-time comedian. I guess I’m back to killing the three devils, then.

About the author

Cande Maldonado

Though Cande started her journey in the video game industry as a localization specialist six years ago, she soon realized that her true calling was to annoy NPCS, smash virtual pottery, and complete every side quest available in RPGs. Throwing that useless degree out of the window, she has been writing professionally for the past three years ever since. Her passion for games dates to 2006, when she mounted a Chocobo for the first time. Under Nintendo and Square Enix's chokehold, she will willingly pour hours upon hours into reaching 100% completion in the longest roleplaying games ever made. But hey, who needs fresh air and sunlight when you can just live in Ivalice?

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Update: 2024-06-29

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